Got any lucky bor!?

It was a bright and sunny Sunday morning. Tom, Ho, Ali, Miss Tall and Wantan Mee decided to go to Jurong Bird Park. Wantan Mee was sick. She sneezed whole day on Fri and Sat. She was sure she was allergied to Ho. After pondering for several minutes, she decided to carry on the excursion.

Wantan Mee took a train from Hougang to Harbourfront. In order to save the trouble, she told Ho to pick her from the harbourfront station. Ho drove to Tom's house to pick him too. They were very excited about the trip. On the way to meet the rest of the group, Ho and Wantan Mee were hungry. They realised Tom told Ali to buy Macdonald's breakfast. They were mad. They did not have breakfast as yet! They decided to park the car to have their breakfast instead of having the mobile breakfast.

After parking the car, Wantan Mee took out a ciggie. Tom asked her if Jurong would be a safe zone for her to smoke. As the three of them walked towards the Jurong Entertainment Centre, Wantan Mee realised she could not go into the restaurant as she could not finish smoking. Hence, she stood outside to finish her ciggie. She decided not to throw the ciggie on top of the Mac's dustbin as it did not have a 'ashhole' on top of it. She also thought of going to the Mac smoker crowd to kill the fire at their ashtrays. After several minutes of pondering, she decided to throw it on the ground.. afterall, there's one lying on the ground already.

"EXCUSE ME, MDM... I'm from NEA....."

Ho sei... that wantan mee jiu shi ME! ARGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh For that.. I'm issued a notice to attend court. And if I dun wan to attend, pay a fine of $200. HOW LUCKY!

Fulin: Eh... we were just away for a few minutes and u kanna...

THANKS!

AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Those stupid men! Somemore told me dun worry dun worry! (Actually in my heart I tot this time got to wear the bright green vest liao.) sian sian sian.... $200 fly liao. Best is, Fulin said there's a new movie called... 200..not 300. SI MI SAI! Even Hernie and Kelly also made fun of 200 thingy!

Anyway, I think my 2007 sibei sway!

Let me recount...

1. blog ganna found out by some ass and reported to moe
2. no promotion
3. $ gone to be slim
4. $200 fine
5. Itchy rashes @ whole body

WAT ELSE?

*Aiyo.. sway gao laosai!*

But I got to say this... I bought friendship about kanna fine. Henry bought me breakfast and Fulin bought me lunch. Hehe.. how nice. I told them I would find several others to pity me and my $200 will be covered liao. Hiek...

Alicia: Treat it like you paid the Bird Park trip for us!
Kelly: Wow donate to the government~
Fulin & Hernie: Got a new movie "200"!
Hernie: How're you feeling today? I am FINE!
Alvin: ~~(translating all Jay's songs pertaining to this incident)~~

****continue making fun of me people! !@#$%^&...****

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